I had no expectations whatever from the Israeli MasterChef, actually I stopped watching this farce after third season, tired of watching bad food generously watered with tears and listening phony compliments of judges. Yet by some chance I caught a glimpse of MasterChef Finale yesterday. In pasta test of MasterChef Finale one would expect participants to make pasta from scratch. No way, this simple task would have undoubtly demonstrated finalists’ abilities to screw up any dish, no matter how simple it is. So they just boiled ready made pasta and tossed in some garnish, serving dishes that at their best looked like an average school meal. Even more appalling were comments of judges, describing this pathetic food with exaggerated noises of fake orgasm.